Post Something

Will someone post something? Anything?

Come on. Where is everyone?

Ok, there, I'm posting something.

Not Jason wrote:Ok, there, I'm posting something.

I disagree. This is not a proper post.

I shall post something..a riddle if you will

If a red house is made out of red bricks, a yellow house made out of yellow bricks, a blue house made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of?

Delta747 wrote:I shall post something..a riddle if you will

If a red house is made out of red bricks, a yellow house made out of yellow bricks, a blue house made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of?

Glass bricks.

A Tupolev wrote:

Delta747 wrote:I shall post something..a riddle if you will

If a red house is made out of red bricks, a yellow house made out of yellow bricks, a blue house made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of?

Glass bricks.

Glass is correct! Ok another. Three fish in a pond two of them drown how many are left?

Delta747 wrote:

A Tupolev wrote:

Delta747 wrote:I shall post something..a riddle if you will

If a red house is made out of red bricks, a yellow house made out of yellow bricks, a blue house made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of?

Glass bricks.

Glass is correct! Ok another. Three fish in a pond two of them drown how many are left?

Three

Hooray!!!! Ok another...

An electric train is heading north at 70mph which way is the smoke blowing?

Delta747 wrote:Hooray!!!! Ok another...

An electric train is heading north at 70mph which way is the smoke blowing?

Come on these are way too easy. It's an electric train and there is no smoke.

Haha. Sorry I'm just thinking of one's at the top of my head...Another from the WWW

A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves. Why?

No Cheating and looking up the answer.

Delta747 wrote:Haha. Sorry I'm just thinking of one's at the top of my head...Another from the WWW

A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves. Why?

No Cheating and looking up the answer.

Scared him out of his hiccups.

Had you heard that one before? And I'm going to find a really really hard one now.

OK, this is pretty easy

It's more powerful than God.
It's more evil than the devil.
The poor have it.
The rich need it.
If you eat it, you'll die.
What am I

And... Another

The one who makes it sells it.
The one who buys it doesn't use it.
The one who's using it doesn't know he's using it.
What is it?

Delta747 wrote:OK, this is pretty easy

It's more powerful than God.
It's more evil than the devil.
The poor have it.
The rich need it.
If you eat it, you'll die.
What am I

And... Another

The one who makes it sells it.
The one who buys it doesn't use it.
The one who's using it doesn't know he's using it.
What is it?

Nothing and a coffin.

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?


How many letters are in the alphabet?

What has a mouth but can't chew?

How many letters are in the alphabet?

Not 26 because ET went home.

Delta747 wrote:A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?

He said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison." If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years. If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true. Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.

What has a mouth but can't chew?

River

Dirty Socks

Thanks for posting.

Purple Unicorns?